Why do we all really want to kill each other?

Of course there are many reasons we as humans would want to kill another. For one, when a person is at Starbucks and the barista gets your name horribly wrong (no my name is not Asheleyee-I have got that before), one may feel that urge to end the lifespan of said barista. Another time is when you are standing in line at the DMV and the numbers keep going slower  and slower, and for some reason you seem to be so sweaty even though its only 60 degrees. The person next to you is picking their nose and the child behind you is screaming at the top of its lungs-oh and in the corner is a man sleeping. That man looks like he has been here for years, or perhaps decades. Will you ever get out? Will time physically stop? Will you be stuck here for the remainder of your mortal life? After all of these thoughts swarm your head, you see that person at the counter rummaging through his pockets to find his ID and Credit Card. Then, the unlikely happens…he must run out to grab his wallet from his car. After what seems like hours, you feel that urge to kill another!

But, with all this, why do we all really want to kill each other? I would say it mostly comes down to the annoying factor of the existence of human beings. We are a unique race, simply killing for the fun of it. The only other animal to kill for fun is the asshole dolphin .  Back in the late nineties, marine biologists began to find lots of porpoise carcasses that had seemingly been punched in the gut until they died, like the mafia.  After rounding up the suspects, and interrogating good cop/bad cop style. The porpoise widow points the guilty party out from a line up: the bottle-nose dolphin.  Since porpoises and dolphins do not eat the same food, they usually avoid one another, but the dolphin. Remember, even Lt. Horatio Caine could not have seen this coming! Remember that kids, humans and dolphins kill for fun! In conclusion, we all want to kill each other due to the fact that many are annoying and if you are a porpoise, you are pretty screwed.

 

Why Women Change Their Hair Color

Often times in life, we experience the phenomenon known as a change in hair color. In this particular case, women experience a change in their hair color. This can mean one moment they are a brunette, and the next they are a blond. But, why does this happen? What triggers this particular event? Sometimes in life, a woman will even go from a red color to a green color. Though this event is more rare, it shows us that there is no stopping this event from taking place. Women will change their hair style based on many different aspects. Some of which include a self-loathing of hair color and an extreme distaste of societies desire to maintain a fashion trend.

Other times, a woman will change her hair color to detract others from recognizing them. In some cases, a woman may be a spy for an agency, and needs to alter her hair color. This can make it difficult for her enemies to spot her in a crowd. If her hair color is drastically changed enough, she may not even be recognized by even her closest of friends. Though, on occasion a woman can fully alter her hair so much they may not even recognize themselves!

Lastly, a woman may change her hair color to simply enjoy a different day-to-day experience. Women enjoy a different experience and the easiest way to do that in modern age is to change this like hair color. This means that as a woman, we are allowed to seek beauty in many ways-including changing hair color.

Rantings of a Grad Student

This has been a crazy start to my future in school counseling. I have joined a wonderful Cohort who remains supportive and amazing. One thing that particularly strikes me as curious is the amount of overwhelming support I get from every member. We all come from different backgrounds, yet we have a common goal to help students in this world.

Though every paper has been a challenge, I remember the goal and how that will ensure a bright future for our little bright futures.

Best,

Ashlee